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JOKES APART – a school project

JOKES APART – a school project

Valentina Tenedini

Questa divertente e stimolante attività riesce a coinvolgere gli studenti in un'operazione che non è solo di traduzione linguistica ma anche culturale attraverso la traduzione di battute, barzellette e scherzi.

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The Mum Qualification Exam - a true story

The Mum Qualification Exam - a true story

Valentina Tenedini

As I was walking with my youngest child she picked up something from the ground and was about to put it in her mouth when I quickly prevented her from doing so, telling her not to do such a thing again. "Why?" she asked, startled. "You don't know where that thing may come from, it is dirty and full of germs". I replied. My daughter commented: "Oh mum, you're so clever, how come you know all those things?" I immediately replied "Well, any mum does, it's part of the exam we take to become 'qualifed mother'. If you don't pass it, you cannot be a mum". We continued walking quietly for a couple of minutes over which my daughter pondered the information she had just been given.... "Oh, I see now! If you fail the exam then you can be a dad!" "That's right!" I replied smiling.

Obama and his Wife - a joke

 Obama and his Wife - a joke

Valentina Tenedini

Some say that the US President, Barak Obama, took his wife out to dinner one night and, wishing to do something unusual, picked up an ordinary restaurant, not a fancy one. While they were having dinner, the restaurant's owner reached the bodyguards and asked them to let him go to greet the president's wife, which he was given permission to do. Once the man had left, Obama asked Michelle: "Why was that man so eager to come and say hello to you?" His wife replied: "When I was young, he was in love with me for a long time." The president said: "Oh, that means that if you had married him, now you'd be the owner of this place!" Michelle replied: "No, honey ... If I had married that man, now he would be the current US president!"

The Penguin - a joke

The Penguin - a joke

Valentina Tenedini

A man was walking down the street with a penguin. "Where are you going with that penguin?" A policeman asked him. "I’m not sure, what do you suggest?" "You must take it to the zoo, of course!" "Oh ,yes, I took him there yesterday", said the man "He didn’t like it much, so today I think we’ll go to the cinema."

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